I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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