is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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