I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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