Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I booty called her while she was in labor.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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