Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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