She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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