Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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