Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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