Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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