so explain again why im purple
no
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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