what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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