wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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