she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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