I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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