There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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