If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She's the barista slut.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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