I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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