? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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