guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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