so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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