between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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