Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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