Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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