plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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