sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
My feet surprised me
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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