Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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