I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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