My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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