What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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