If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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