my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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