That's intense
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
too bad you live with your parents still
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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