escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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