i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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