The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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