It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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