check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
This is classic penis vs brain.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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