what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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