Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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