Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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