My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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