We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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