The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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