Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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