Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just high enough for therapy.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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