I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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