Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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