i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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