I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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