She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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