Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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