ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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