my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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