so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
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Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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